Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again. – Sylvia Plath

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It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how things are in themselves. The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it. – Carl Jung

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At high tide the fish eat ants; at low tide the ants eat fish. – Thai Proverb

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In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today. – John F. Kennedy

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