Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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An apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. – Samuel Butler, Note-Books

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The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. – H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. – H.L. Mencken

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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. – Author Unknown

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That which we call sin in others is experiment for us. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Experience”

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By and large, the critics and readers gave me an affirmed sense of my identity as a writer. You might know this within yourself, but to have it affirmed by others is of utmost importance. Writing is, after all, a form of communication. – Ralph Ellison

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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