When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
Vision may sometimes sleep in the sun, while it wakens to widest revelation in utter darkness. Thus I am rapt in a trance-like acceptance of opening cavernous depths, crypts of decyphered gloom, yielding hollows of velvet obscurity that go down, down to the roots of things. – Virginia Garland, “The Rain,” Out West: A Magazine of the Old Pacific and the Ne