Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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Men
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney

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Business
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The highest virtue here may be least in another world. – Khalil Gibran

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The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself. – Henry Miller

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Look down at me and you see a fool; – Charles Manson

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Astronomers always work in the past; because light takes time to move from one place to another, they see things as they were, not as they are. – Neale E. Howard, The Telescope Handbook and Star Atlas, 1967

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If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. – Pietro Aretino

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What I am sad about is that there is now, in America, no equivalent to the art circuit. – Richard Attenborough

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I suffer panic attacks which has made me really conscious about my fitness and I have become addicted to jogging. It might sound odd but a lot of good has come out of it. My fans send letters saying they have taken up jogging because I do it. – Ellie Goulding

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If you will discipline yourself to make your mind self-sufficient you will thereby be least vulnerable to injury from the outside. – Critias of Athens

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