When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney
Ive been in and out of Wall Street since 1949, and Ive never seen the type of animosity between government and Wall Street. And Im not sure where it comes from, but I suspect its got to do with a general schism in this society which is really becoming ever more destructive. – Alan Greenspan