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Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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Men
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If we escape punishment for our vices, why should we complain if we are not rewarded for our virtues? – John Churton Collins, Aphorisms in the English Review, 1914

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The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once. – Thomas Carlyle

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Perspective

Presence is more than just being there. – Malcolm S. Forbes, The Further Sayings of Chairman Malcolm

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The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself. – Henry Miller

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Perspective

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I had bohemian parents in Seattle in the last 60s living in a houseboat. My dad wrote science fiction novels and painted big murals and oil paintings. – Rainn Wilson

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I would fain coin wisdom,—mould it, I mean, into maxims, proverbs, sentences, that can easily be retained and transmitted. Would that I could denounce and banish from the language of men—as base money—the words by which they cheat and are cheated! – Joseph Joubert, translated from French

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I love being at home, being with friends and family. Im of European stock, brought up in Australia. Im a passionate guy. I just love life. – Eric Bana

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Home

Beauty is all very well at first sight but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days? – George Bernard Shaw

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Beauty