When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
The Super Bowl isnt for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney