Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it. – Author Unknown

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Innocence most often is a good fortune and not a virtue. – Anatole France

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Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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