When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney