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Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney

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Truth
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney

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Technology
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Other Quotes from
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It is not easy, the choice between God and the devil, for it is presented to us as a choice between forgiveness and understanding. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Perspective

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate. – Bern Williams

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Perspective

To really enjoy the better things in life, one must first have experienced the things they are better than. – Oscar Holmolka

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Perspective

If we escape punishment for our vices, why should we complain if we are not rewarded for our virtues? – John Churton Collins, Aphorisms in the English Review, 1914

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Perspective

Random Quotes

Never fight an inanimate object. – P. J. ORourke

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funny

Nature has made a pebble and a female. The lapidary makes the diamond, and the lover makes the woman. – Victor Hugo

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Nature

And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. – Karl Pilkington

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wedding

I have been able to travel all over the country and see many places that I probably never would have visited. I have also participated in many charity events for worthy causes. – Rob Mariano

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Travel