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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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Someone said, “The dead writers are remote from us because we know so much more than they did.” Precisely, and they are that which we know. – T.S. Eliot

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If we would see others as they see themselves, our shyness would soon become compassion. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed. – Matthew Henry

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As far as the Moon is concerned, he is always full. – Terri Guillemets

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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. – Euripides

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I dont know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes. – Al McGuire

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It is impossible to work in information technology without also engaging in social engineering. – Jaron Lanier

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Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves. – Peter McArthur

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