When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney