Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney

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Technology
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In the ideal sense nothing is uninteresting; there are only uninterested people. – Brooks Atkinson

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I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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The least unkindness from a friend is of greater smart than the hardest usage from an enemy. – Greek proverb

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The tyrant is nothing but a slave turned inside out. – Herbert Spencer

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Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena. – Wilhelm Reich

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When I am grown to mans estate I shall be very proud and great. And tell the other girls and boys Not to meddle with my toys. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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A work of art is above all an adventure of the mind. – Eugene Ionesco

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