Quote by Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I as

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney

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Truth
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The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. – H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956

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Perspective

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. – H.L. Mencken

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Perspective

The tyrant dies and his rule ends, the martyr dies and his rule begins. – Søren Kierkegaard

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Perspective

The long way around is the shortcut when everybody knows the shortcut. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Perspective

Random Quotes

I just put my feet in the air and move them around. – Fred Astaire

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Dance, Dancing

They use all of the music that I did in the 50s, 60s and the 70s behind people like Tupac and LL Cool J. Im into all that stuff. – Donald Byrd

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cool

The only truly individualistic health-care choice – where you receive care that is unpolluted by anyone elses funds – is to forgo insurance altogether, paying out-of-pocket for health services as you need them. – Thomas Frank

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Health

He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator. – Francis Bacon, “On Innovation,” Essays, 1597

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Change