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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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Im often dating people, but I dont say it because you sort of know it wont last long. – Graham Norton

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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. – Graham Norton

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Yeah, I love being famous. Its almost like being white, yknow? – Chris Rock

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I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer. – Lee Ryan

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