Quote by Graham Norton
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured su

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. – Graham Norton

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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. Im relatively available, but not to live with. – Graham Norton

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Success demands singleness of purpose. – Vince Lombardi

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All of us are born for a reason, but all of us dont discover why. Success in life has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. Its what you do for others. – Danny Thomas

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People fall forward to success. – Mary Kay Ash

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Dullness in matters of government is a good sign, and not a bad one – in particular, dullness in parliamentary government is a test of its excellence, an indication of its success. – Walter Bagehot

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I love being a dad. I just love it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I learn from experience. – Alan Dershowitz

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