Quote by Tim Vine
People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? - if youre

People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin. – Tim Vine

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One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally youll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and theyre both enjoying it. – Tim Vine

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I was reading a book… the history of glue – I couldnt put it down. – Tim Vine

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