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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? - if youre

People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin. – Tim Vine

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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said Whos speaking please? And a voice said You are. – Tim Vine

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