Quote by Tim Vine
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin. – Tim Vine

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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I was reading a book… the history of glue – I couldnt put it down. – Tim Vine

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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said Whos speaking please? And a voice said You are. – Tim Vine

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Obviously, losing a parent is very difficult. I miss my dad every day, but I know he would be proud to see me continuing to swim and going for another shot at the Olympics. – Eric Shanteau

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My dad would give me $10, which is a lot of money when youre 9, to sing at church, on tables at restaurants, at family functions, just about anywhere. – Katy Perry

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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. – Mike Myers

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What harsh judges fathers are to all young men! – Terence

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