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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin. – Tim Vine

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally youll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and theyre both enjoying it. – Tim Vine

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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said Whos speaking please? And a voice said You are. – Tim Vine

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We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business. – Marcy Kaptur

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My dad said if you become a tennis professional just make sure you get into the top hundred, because you have to make a little bit of money. You make a living so you can pay your coaching and, you know, your travels. – Roger Federer

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I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father. – Orson Scott Card

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Im a military kid, both parents in the military – Mom did 12 years, Dad did 21, served in two wars. So discipline is something that was huge. – Robert Griffin III

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