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I was reading a book... the history of glue - I couldnt put it dow

I was reading a book… the history of glue – I couldnt put it down. – Tim Vine

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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funny
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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think its Colin. – Tim Vine

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dad
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Historian. A broad — gauge gossip. – Ambrose Bierce

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The past is really almost as much a work of the imagination as the future. – Jessamyn West

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The true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now, and you and I will not be around to see it. – George W. Bush

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History is little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. – Edward Gibbon

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless. – Honoré de Balzac

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