Quote by Jeff Ross
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. Thats a fact. – Jeff Ross

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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. – Jeff Ross

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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I think Jersey stands alone, and because Im from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. Ill make fun of what they look like, but Ill never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. – Jeff Ross

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Jealousy hyphenates love in all the wrong places. – Terri Guillemets

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The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. – Salvador Dali

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Jealousy injures us with the dagger of self-doubt. – Terri Guillemets

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