I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney
I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like its a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life – then I think its a great career. – Julia Sweeney
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney
If we cant have the courage to tell our constituents, hey, weve got to cut back, then if we can point to something and say, I would like to vote for more benefits for you, but this balanced budget amendment or statutory spending cap or whatever the device is, is preventing me from doing it. – Jeff Flake