Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan
I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan