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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get a

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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Dreams
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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Other Quotes from
Hope
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But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of. – Lord Byron

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Hope

Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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Hope

My hope is that we will turn Greece into maybe the most transparent country in the world with everything on the web. – George Papandreou

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Hope

I think its impossible to judge whether another person should come out. You just hope they will on their own time and their own terms. – Billie Jean King

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Hope

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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

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