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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get a

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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The Middle East is hopeful. Theres hope there. – Joe Biden

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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven. – Emily Dickinson

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I think, my generation, its hard to have hope when you got a $700-trillion derivatives debt to pay and a bubble about to explode and $500 trillion worth of GDP. – Shia LaBeouf

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Hope… is the companion of power, and the mother of success for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles. – Samuel Smiles

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For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections. – Peace Pilgrim

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Nothing is secure but life, transition, the energizing spirit. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If I can create some space that people havent experienced before and if it stays with them or gives them a dream for the future, thats the kind of structure I seek to create. – Tadao Ando

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I love the comic opportunities that come up in the context of a father-son relationship. – Harrison Ford

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