Quote by Demetri Martin
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get a

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope. – Thomas Carlyle

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Im really happy here. I think anyone who knows me well, and the fans too I hope, they know that I love the area, and the bond that Ive had with the fans has been fantastic. – Frank Lampard

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As I travel across the country speaking about MS, perhaps I can offer others comfort and hope. – Annette Funicello

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We would not be interested in human beings if we did not have the hope of someday meeting someone worse off than ourselves. – Emile M. Cioran

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