In a sad twist of fate, the bill to reauthorize the Patriot Act was debated on the floor of the House of Representatives the same day that terrorists struck again. – Jim Sensenbrenner
I thought it might be a good move to get into a beauty contest so I tried for Miss Pennsylvania and won. I think that helped me get noticed, at least by the people of Pennsylvania. – Sharon Stone
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist theyre honest about everything. – Chuck Klosterman
