Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. – Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position. – Oscar Wilde
Pray dont talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. – Oscar Wilde
Who is that man over there? I dont know him. What is he doing? Is he a conspirator? Have you searched him? Give him till tomorrow to confess, then hang him! — hang him! – Oscar Wilde