Quote by Sloane Crosley
Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the sam

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, its usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is fairy lights, which we boringly refer to as Christmas lights. – Sloane Crosley

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I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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funny
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Theres already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk – except they all apply to you, and all at once. – Sloane Crosley

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Marriage
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Christmas
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I dont want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesnt sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? – Ian St. John

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Christmas

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas

I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. – Robin Trower

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Christmas

Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard

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Christmas

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What I love about new technology is that it really pushes the art. It really pushes it in a way that you cant imagine until you come up with the idea. Its idea-based. You can do anything. – Robert Rodriguez

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. – Oscar Wilde

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Romantic

We are more prone to generalize the bad than the good. We assume that the bad is more potent and contagious. – Eric Hoffer

Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware. – Ken Olsen

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Computers