Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben