Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben