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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservat

Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

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If I could only have one type of food with me, I would bring soy sauce. The reason being that if I have soy sauce, I can flavor a lot of things. – Martin Yan

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Its easy to be lazy when theres food lying around backstage or theres a fast-food joint a couple blocks away. But if you walk a little further, ask around a bit, of course there are exciting things to discover. – Alex Kapranos

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I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin – from the garden. I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food. – Jean Dujardin

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Shedding late-summer tears for the end of cherry season. Patiently and hopefully waiting for pumpkin pie season. – Terri Guillemets

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