Quote by Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are t

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West

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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. – Mae West

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