Im often dating people, but I dont say it because you sort of know it wont last long. – Graham Norton
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton
Its amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isnt it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. Its a sort of terrible gift, isnt it? – Graham Norton
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I dont want to put myself in the position where Im in a monogamous relationship right now. Im not dating just one person. Sex and the City changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. – Lindsay Lohan