Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams