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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. – Diogenes the Cynic

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Preserve and treat food as you would your body, remembering that in time food will be your body. – B.W. Richardson

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They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing. – William Shakespeare

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The spirit cannot endure the body when overfed, but, if underfed, the body cannot endure the spirit. – St Frances de Sales

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