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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. – Diogenes the Cynic

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Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else. – Samuel Johnson

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Mindful eating is eating with intention while paying attention. – Kati Konersman

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