If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. – Diogenes the Cynic

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The belly rules the mind. – Spanish proverb

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I tell you honestly what I think is the cause of the complicated maladies of the human race: it is their gormandizing and stuffing, and stimulating their digestive organs to an excess, thereby producing nervous disorders and irritation. – John Abernethy (1764–1831)

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He who eats alone chokes alone. – Proverb

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Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution. – Irwin Van Grove

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