If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. – Diogenes the Cynic
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. – Ambrose Bierce
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. – John Mortimer
Dont get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise. – Brock Yates
Im one of these very focused people when it comes to day-to-day work, and Im trying not to think about what comes next so that I can stay very focused on what Im doing now. – Hillary Clinton
