Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
There it is: it doesnt make any difference who we are or what we are, theres always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about. – Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain