Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain