Ive never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, theres just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have. – Stephen Fry
I dont need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. – Stephen Fry
I think the fact that Im so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldnt be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman – Ill kiss a frog if you like. – Stephen Fry
Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business – which at least does us all some good. – Stephen Fry
Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man–yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of time assigned to thee, live rationally, and part with life cheerfully, as drops the ripe olive, extolling the season that bore it and the tree that matured it. – Marcus Antonius