Quote by Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

Other quotes by Neil Simon

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon

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Happiness
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Marriage
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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All money means to me is a pride in accomplishment. – Ray Kroc

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Money

If money titles meant anything, Id play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then its been a good year. – Tiger Woods

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Money

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money. – Margaret Thatcher

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Money

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You cant run a business or anything else on a theory. – Harold S. Geneen

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Im about as big a star as the Bahai faith has got, which is pretty pathetic. – Rainn Wilson

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I think that the two of them have been doing this for a really long time and it is more like sport. Yes, they would love to find a lasting relationship, but its not likely to happen the way they are going about it. – Jennifer Beals

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Men are the dreams of a shadow. – Pindar

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