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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon

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Happiness
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Neil Simon
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets. – Ed Markey

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Dont make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though its crucial to make a living, that shouldnt be your inspiration. Do it for yourself. – Billy Joel

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There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise. – Mary Kay Ash

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The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. Ive always been a size 14 to 16, I dont care about clothes, Id rather spend my money on cigarettes and booze. – Adele

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The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit. – Avicenna

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