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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon

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Happiness
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Marriage
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Money is a good thing and its obviously useful, but to work only for money or fame would never interest me. – Annie Lennox

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If theres something that can be formulated, regulated, give you security, then nobody would lose money. Every movie would be successful. And thats certainly not the case. – Ang Lee

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Whats my motto when it comes to money? Dont put so much emphasis on it! – Janice Dickinson

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I think writing really helps you heal yourself. I think if you write long enough, you will be a healthy person. That is, if you write what you need to write, as opposed to what will make money, or what will make fame. – Alice Walker

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I wasnt aware of my dad being an actor when I was young. I remember there was an Australian childrens entertainer on television called Ralph Harris and when Id say my father was an actor, kids would say, you know, oh, is he Ralph Harris? And I had to say no and then they would lose interest. – Jared Harris

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Our people have become as processed as our food. – Terri Guillemets

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