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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and Im not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, thats for damn sure. – Jon Bon Jovi

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If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird. – Yiddish Proverb

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