Quote by Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of all evil, the sum of blessings. – Carl Sandburg

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Only when the last tree has been cut down; Only when the last river has been poisoned; Only when the last fish has been caught; Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. – American Indian Proverb

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We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them. – Robert Kiyosaki

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Countries have lost their culture because what they wanted was money. Money became the running theme in every country and culture was sacrificed. – Yoko Ono

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Everyone must choose one of two pains: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret. – Jim Rohn

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Every woman Ive had a relationship with has found this maddening the fact that I will talk about anything on the stage, and reveal all this stuff, and yet when Im at home, I clam up and wont discuss anything intimate or personal. – Jarvis Cocker

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Art is always criticized and always an outsider gets the blame. – Ville Valo

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