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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Marriage
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Three groups spend other peoples money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. – Dick Armey

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? – Alan King

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If Warren Buffett made his money from ordinary income rather than capital gains, his tax rate would be a lot higher than his secretarys. In fact a very small percentage of people in this country pay a big chunk of the taxes. – Michael Bloomberg

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Were in such a volatile climate right now politically. I think they didnt want Assassins to not succeed due to popular opinion and politics, versus on its own merits. I can respect that. – Neil Patrick Harris

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My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got passed down. – Hale Irwin

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The death of whats dead is the birth of whats living. – Arlo Guthrie

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