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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Marriage
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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon

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Im not broke. Like everybody else, I owe money. – Marlee Matlin

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman

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Things are done according to money these days. – Shirley MacLaine

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Money is always on its way somewhere. What you do with it while it is in your keeping and the direction you send it in say much about you. Your treatment of and respect for money, how you make it, and how you spend it, reflect your character. – Gary Ryan Blair

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In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the passing, we have arrived. – Knut Hamsun

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Technology isnt the enemy, it is our ally, but only if we adopt a new model that puts people before profit. I realize that we seem far from that model, but I have seen it in action and it is a beautiful thing. So Im not willing to give up yet. Hope is the last thing to die. – Justin Sane

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Comedians dont laugh. Theyre too busy analyzing why its funny or not. – James Lipton

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Being popular comes when you have everything. But to be liked, it means that you must be treating people with respect and you must be showing kindness toward them. – Queen Rania of Jordan

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