Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Teenagers
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Men
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Morning
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Other Quotes from
car
category

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

Category:
car

I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, theres nothing separating you. Its just you, and the voice – you, and the water. – Jacob Lusk

Category:
car

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. – Mike Myers

Category:
car

You cant show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. – Doris Roberts

Category:
car

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Theres a great enthusiasm for good country music all over the world. – Willie Nelson

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Music

Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread. Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf ;is better than a whole loaf. – G. K. Chesterton

Category:
Compromise

People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people. – Calvin Klein

Category:
design

Learning without thought is labor lost. – Confucius

Category:
Learning