Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Running
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Graduation
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Other Quotes from
car
category

The first time I rode a bike I was four or five. I crashed into the back of a car. – David Millar

Category:
car

I dont purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesnt give me a buzz driving on normal roads, because I cant go fast enough. Its never going to be anything like an F1 car. – Jenson Button

Category:
car

I listen to KCRW in the car and Pandora radio, which I stream through the stereo from my iPhone. Ive been listening to everything from Caribou to Conway Twitty. If Im going on a longer car ride, Ill download some podcasts. – Sam Trammell

Category:
car

I was raised in Chicago and I guess that was one of the special breeding grounds for gangsters of all colors. That was the Detroit of the gangster world. The car industry was thugs. – Quincy Jones

Category:
car

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I had the perfect job for a gamer. From February to October, Id get up at 7 in the morning with nothing to do but play games until I had to be at the park around 1 or 2 oclock. When I got back after the game, I played until 3 or 4 in the morning. – Curt Schilling

Category:
Morning

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. – Sir Alfred Jules Ayer

Category:
Control

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? – Sun Tzu

Category:
Imagination

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple? – Eugene Kennedy

Category:
Friendship