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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Father
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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Other Quotes from
car
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Ive made club songs, and Ive made radio songs, and Ive made the car songs. – T-Pain

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car

Societies need rules that make no sense for individuals. For example, it makes no difference whether a single car drives on the left or on the right. But it makes all the difference when there are many cars! – Marvin Minsky

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car

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. – Matthew Perry

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car

Its so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didnt have any money, and my only car was moms Hyundai. – Criss Angel

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car

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After dinner sit awhile, after supper walk a mile. – English Proverb

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I never have planned a whole lot of future. Its one day at a time. – Darrell Royal

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Future

I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air. – William Shakespeare

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Pollution

When one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living. – James Baldwin

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