Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Time
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Other Quotes from
car
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I never rode in an automobile until I was 12. – Loretta Lynn

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car

I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. – John Mayer

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car

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. – Maurice Gibb

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car

You can find out anything you want about a car now, and especially every bit of information about the price, without relying on the dealers. – Susan Orlean

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car

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I jetset around and play these songs and get to hang with some pretty amazing people, then I go home to a really great farm, though actually its a disaster area of a farm at the moment. But its certainly a blast. I wouldnt trade lives with anyone right now. – Brad Paisley

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Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. – Nikos Kazantzakis

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Change

I mean, every child at one stage dreams of being a prince or a princess. – Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark

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I have as much input to the blues I just never got the chance, the opportunity or maybe the respect. – Luther Allison

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respect