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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Father
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Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Ive made movies that cost less than one car chase. – Sam Mendes

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Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. – Edward de Bono

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car

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line? – Timothy Griffin

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I thought I had to make an impact on history. I had to become the greatest choreographer of my time. That was my mission. Posterity deals with us however it sees fit. But I gave it 20 years of my best shot. – Twyla Tharp

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Great men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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