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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
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Once when I was 16 I had my car taken away from me for being past curfew. Oh, and I said a bad word once, and I actually did get my mouth washed out with soap. – Ashlee Simpson

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car

Im a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and Ill just drive him around and start singin. – Casey Abrams

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car

Especially in the car ride to and from gym. I find myself spacing out a lot, just visualizing what the Olympics would be like and just having such great role models. – Aly Raisman

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car

The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever – check the tire pressure. – Richard Hammond

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car

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I have two children and its amazing how in tune they are with nature, with light, with smells, with time. – Hugh Jackman

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Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. – Author Unknown

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Drive Safely

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. – John Ciardi

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College

The world can forgive practically anything except people who mind their own business. – Margaret Mitchell

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Business