Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Running
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Birthday
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Desserts
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Other Quotes from
car
category

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they werent coming after me! – Richard Pryor

Category:
car

We always kept believing in ourselves and our team and the car. – Sebastian Vettel

Category:
car

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing. – John Searle

Category:
car

Im a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and Ill just drive him around and start singin. – Casey Abrams

Category:
car

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Being healthy is a revolutionary act. – Author Unknown

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We need to teach the highly educated man that it is not a disgrace to fail and that he must analyze every failure to find its cause. He must learn how to fail intelligently, for failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. – Charles Kettering

Category:
Failure

Women didnt want to be on the stage with other women because they didnt want their bodies to be compared. They didnt want another female act opening for them because of this weird competitive and tokenistic attitude. – Kathleen Hanna

Category:
Attitude

At the cross God wrapped his heart in flesh and blood and let it be nailed to the cross for our redemption. – E. Stanley Jones

Category:
God