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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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car

When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield

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car

I dont like to go over curbs, because I dont want to be hard on the car. – Alain Prost

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car

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car

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