Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. – Erma Bombeck

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Whenever I have bid a hasty goodbye to a loved one, Ive always made sure that my record collection was safely stored away in the boot of the car. – Robert Plant

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Id rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldnt happen to know of a rental car place around. – Ryan Stiles

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