Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck
Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck