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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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The most important loan to pay is your student loan. Its more important than your mortgage, car and credit card payments. You cannot discharge student loan debt in the majority of cases. – Suze Orman

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car

When youre in a race car, youre going through so many different emotions throughout that race. – Jeff Gordon

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It was all that stuff about taking your parents car when youre 13, sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with your friends. I could relate to that as a former teenager, rather than as a present parent. – Donal Logue

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