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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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I am endlessly busy, bringing up five young kids, and trying to keep up with the three older ones. I still spend most of my life driving car pools. – Danielle Steel

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Im a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and Ill just drive him around and start singin. – Casey Abrams

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I want to be remembered for the work that Ive done, rather than the car accidents that Ive gotten into, the men that Ive not dated – or the man that I have. – Lindsay Lohan

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There are certain times I dont want my picture taken. If my wifes stepping out of a car and it looks like its going to come out an indecent picture, dont I have a right to object? – Bobby Darin

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