Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures. – Paul D. Boyer

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I was already on pole, then by half a second and then one second and I just kept going. Suddenly I was nearly two seconds faster than anybody else, including my team mate with the same car. – Ayrton Senna

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I dont want to die in a car accident. When I die itll be a glorious day. Itll probably be a waterfall. – River Phoenix

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Im carded for R-rated movies. And I get talked down to a lot. When I try to go rent a car or buy an airplane ticket or other stuff adults do, I get Okaaaaaay, honey. I remember when I was 18, getting crayons in a restaurant. – Kristen Bell

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