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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Graduation
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
car
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I am a horrible visual artist. I cant fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I dont do than do. – Carrie Brownstein

Category:
car

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
car

Ive got CDs in my car, listening all the time for that next song, because everybodys looking. – Reba McEntire

Category:
car

The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else. – Timothy West

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car

Random Quotes

Discipline is money in the bank. A real friend, true strength. – Henry Rollins

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Self-Control

At home, growing up, we werent really poor. We had everything we needed, we just didnt have what we wanted. – Barbara Kingsolver

Category:
Home

Leftism seeks to undo most of the values that are distinct to Judeo-Christian religion. – Dennis Prager

Category:
Religion

But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that Im a husband and a father. – Herbie Hancock

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dad