Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
car
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman

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car

I need to develop a car and engineer a car in a position that feels comfortable for me, and I dont think anyone can do a better job than I can in that position. The problem for me is if I cant get the car there I do struggle more than some. – Jenson Button

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car

For an actor, youre rejected eight or ten times a day. All youve got to sell is yourself. Youre not selling products, theyre not turning down a car, theyre turning you down. Most people cant handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way. – Barry Corbin

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car

I keep my weight low, although you need to be able to move your weight around the race car to change the balance. Im 6ft and Im 70kg so I havent much fat on me. – Jenson Button

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car

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The vices we scoff at in others, laugh at us within ourselves. – Thomas Edward Brown

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All oppression creates a state of war. – Simone de Beauvoir

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War

My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man fears everything but whenever a divine force cheers on our voyage, then we believe that the same fate will always blow fair. – Aeschylus

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Experience

A dream becomes a goal when action is taken toward its achievement. – Bo Bennett

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Dreams