Logo
Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
Author
Erma Bombeck
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

On the average, I dont spend more than 15 minutes in the car – to go to the golf course or the gym. And thats the only time I listen to the radio. – Dweezil Zappa

Category:
car

Its that I dont like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room. – Helmut Newton

Category:
car

You cant show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. – Doris Roberts

Category:
car

Its pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn. – Buddy Rice

Category:
car

Random Quotes

One thing changes every evening: Its the audience, and Im working my magic. Im always learning from it. – Eli Wallach

Category:
Learning

From this process has emerged a parallel process of translating traditional working and living values into a new political and economic power – a power increasingly based upon the strength of money and those material things money can purchase. – Alex Campbell

Category:
strength

How deeply seated in the human heart is the liking for gardens and gardening. – Alexander Smith

Category:
gardening

As a teenager I had never been able to accept the fact of having to go to the back of a bus or sit in the segregated section of a train. The first time I had been seated behind a curtain in a dining car, I felt as if the curtain had been dropped on my selfhood. – Martin Luther King,Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

Category:
Martin Luther King Day