Johnny Carson's Quote - The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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