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Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Godot is whatever it is in life that you are waiting for: Im waiting to win the lottery. Im waiting to fall in love. For me, as a child, it was Christmas. At least that eventually came. – Ian Mckellen

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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Christmas albums are not something you do frequently. – Isaac Hanson

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My mother would give my brothers and me a pile of catalogues and let us pick what we wanted for Christmas. – Kary Mullis

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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. – Cyril Cusack

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