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Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Johnny Carson
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Johnny Carson
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Christmas
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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney

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Christmas

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted. – Olivia Williams

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Christmas

Im so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia. – David O. Selznick

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Christmas

Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles

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Providence seldom vouchsafes to mortals any more than just that degree of encouragement which suffices to keep them at a reasonably full exertion of their powers. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

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From cell phones to computers, quality is improving and costs are shrinking as companies fight to offer the public the best product at the best price. But this philosophy is sadly missing from our health-care insurance system. – John Shadegg

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This soul, or life within us, by no means agrees with the life outside us. If one has the courage to ask her what she thinks, she is always saying the very opposite to what other people say. – Virginia Woolf

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Courage

The vehemence with which certain critics have chosen not simply to criticize what Ive written, but to challenge my writing this story at all, speaks of what the book is about: fear of disapproval. – Joyce Maynard

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