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Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check. – Mahalia Jackson

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I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the 70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with Christmas Rap. – Kurtis Blow

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People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster. – James Baldwin

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In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. – Joseph Stalin

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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. – Alan Perlis

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It seems like a lot of music today is so churned out and simple. – Jonathan Davis

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