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Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality – youre told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things. – Richard Dawkins

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Did you know that Christmas Day is absolutely the best day to fly? It is. No crowded airports and crowded planes. I always flew to Australia. Thats what Christmas was for me – a plane journey to the next tournament. – Monica Seles

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So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact. – Trey Parker

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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