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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives of practicing Christians. – Lionel Blue

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Its fun when you start a movie, because its kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping… you get to make your wish list and you start thinking about what each character needs. – Spike Jonze

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I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow. – Ice Cube

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