Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. – Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. – Enid Nemy

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First of all, Ive been having a wonderful run of luck with cover albums, songs I didnt write. I had five pop cover albums and two Christmas albums, and they were all very successful. – Barry Manilow

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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. – Joan Winmill Brown

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