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Quote by Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. – Robert Staughton Lynd

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple

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What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller

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I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. – TobyMac

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