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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Author Unknown

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Christmas

Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. Its the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season. – Evan Davis

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Christmas

When I was five my parents bought me a ukulele for Christmas. I quickly learned how to play it with my fathers guidance. Thereafter, my father regularly taught me all the good old fashioned songs. – Tony Visconti

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Christmas

I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. – Amy Smart

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Christmas

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How can we know ourselves? Never by reflection, but only through action. Begin at once to do your duty and immediately you will know what is inside you. – Johann von Goethe

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It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around. – Mary Pickford

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