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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. – Norm Papernick

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To me, flowers are happiness. – Stefano Gabbana

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There may be Peace without Joy, and Joy without Peace, but the two combined make Happiness. – John Buchan

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I have kids and I want to have a long life and there are certain things that are conducive to that and certain things that arent. Ive opted for the road of happiness and long life. – Ethan Suplee

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