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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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The greatest of follies is to sacrifice health for any other kind of happiness. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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I start to think there really is no cure for depression, that happiness is an ongoing battle, and I wonder if it isnt one Ill have to fight for as long as I live. I wonder if its worth it. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. – Omar Khayyam

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The happiness and peace attained by those satisfied by the nectar of spiritual tranquillity is not attained by greedy persons restlessly moving here and there. – Chanakya

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Im interested in the human impact of the giant foot of misplaced government. After all, we encounter it every day. – Dave Eggers

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Patience and time do more than strength or passion. – Jean de La Fontaine

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