Logo
Quote by Johnny Carson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Category:
Death
Author
Johnny Carson
Read Quote

Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

Category:
alone
Author
Johnny Carson
Read Quote

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

Category:
Thanksgiving Day
Author
Johnny Carson
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Happiness
category

…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which some can attain, while others have little or none of it… – Aristotle

Category:
Happiness

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you dont have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether theyre a movie star. – Victoria Jackson

Category:
Happiness

Everyone has their own way of expressing happiness. – Shahrukh Khan

Category:
Happiness

Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable. – Anton Chekhov

Category:
Happiness

Random Quotes

If I feel strongly, I say it. I know I can do more good by being vocal than by staying quiet. Id have a whole lot more money if I lied, but I wouldnt enjoy spending it. – Martina Navratilova

Category:
Money

Let us have peace. – Ulysses S. Grant

Category:
Peace

The big stars I felt a kinship with were never the romantic leads. It wasnt Steve McQueen or Robert Redford – it was people like Walter Matthau and Anthony Quinn. My big hero was Tommy Cooper. – Alfred Molina

Category:
Romantic

Becoming a mother cannot help but change things. An authors life is reflected in their writing, whether they want it to be or not, and parenthood is one of the biggest life changes there is. – Sarah Zettel

Category:
Change