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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Johnny Carson
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Happiness
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Morality is not the doctrine of how we may make ourselves happy, but how we may make ourselves worthy of happiness. – Immanuel Kant

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Happiness

My crown is called content, a crown that seldom kings enjoy. – William Shakespeare

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Happiness

Feminisms agenda is basic: It asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness. – Susan Faludi

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Happiness

Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you dont set any condition. – Arthur Rubinstein

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Happiness

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What I learned is that in business you must make decisions based on facts, not react with your heart. – Mario Andretti

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Its time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and Id much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. – Ernie Harwell

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If we think we have ours and dont owe any time or money or effort to help those left behind, then we are a part of the problem rather than the solution to the fraying social fabric that threatens all Americans. – Marian Wright Edelman

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You can get digital technology that almost is film quality, and go make little films and do everything you can to find a little understanding of your own voice and it will grow – Dont take no for an answer – Take every opportunity you can to do something. – Jon Voight

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