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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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The will of man is his happiness. – Friedrich Schiller

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To have the sense of creative activity is the great happiness and the great proof of being alive. – Matthew Arnold

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Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other peoples happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. – Bertrand Russell

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Every happiness is a hostage to fortune. – Arthur Helps

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