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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage
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Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Johnny Carson
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I think money is essential to happiness and right now I wouldnt want to be anyone other than Wilbur Smith – Ive had a fantastic life, rewarded far more heavily than I deserve. Maybe Id like to be J. K. Rowling, but Ill settle for second best. – Wilbur Smith

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Happiness

True happiness… is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. – Helen Keller

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Happiness

Our object in the construction of the state is the greatest happiness of the whole, and not that of any one class. – Plato

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Happiness

Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! Theres no looking at a building after seeing Italy. – Fanny Burney

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Happiness

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The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses. – Hanna Rion

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You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past – whatever experience gotten in any way whatsoever. – Bob Dylan

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