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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Johnny Carson
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Johnny Carson
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I think the key to happiness is allowing ourselves to not feel bad or guilty for feeling it, and letting it be contagious. And to not be dependent on other people to create your own happiness. – Brittany Murphy

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The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation. – Jeremy Bentham

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If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. – Evita Peron

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We all agree that its fit to be as Happy as we can, and we need no Instructor to teach us this Knowledge, tis born with us, and is inseparable from our Being, but we very much need to be Informd what is the true Way to Happiness. – Mary Astell

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We must reach out our hand in friendship and dignity both to those who would befriend us and those who would be our enemy. – Arthur Ashe

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Women didnt want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands diverted attention. – Jessica Savitch

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You do not reform a world by ignoring it. – George Bush

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I dont like it when people on the street say smile or cheer up. Its a real cheap line. Im feeling good. Im feeling real grateful for everything. Its a solid time in my life. When people say I look sad, theyre wrong. – Nicolas Cage

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