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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. – Epictetus

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It is work, work that one delights in, that is the surest guarantor of happiness. But even here it is a work that has to be earned by labor in ones earlier years. One should labor so hard in youth that everything one does subsequently is easy by comparison. – Ashley Montagu

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Happiness… consists in giving, and in serving others. – Henry Drummond

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The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances. – Martha Washington

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My grandmother always taught me, If you dont have a home, family, and church, you dont have anything. – Jennifer Hudson

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