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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then havin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness. – Maurice Sendak

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There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second. – Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts, 1931

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Happiness

Households, cities, countries, and nations have enjoyed great happiness when a single individual has taken heed of the Good and Beautiful. Such people not only liberate themselves they fill those they meet with a free mind. – Philo

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Happiness

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste. – Logan P. Smith

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Happiness

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