Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade Category: funnyAuthorDavid SpadeRead Quote
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell Category: funny
Its funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. – Jason Reitman Category: funny
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian. – Sugar Ray Leonard Category: funny
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry Category: funny
It is not worth an intelligent mans time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. – G. H. Hardy Category: Intelligence
An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome. – William Manchester Category: History
I dont believe in an afterlife, so I dont have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse. – Isaac Asimov Category: Life
I dont think there is such a thing as being too raunchy when it comes to the art form of burlesque. – Christina Aguilera Category: Art
