Quote by Neil Simon
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. – Neil Simon

Other quotes by Neil Simon

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon

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Sports
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Self-Discovery
category

You cannot fully understand your own life without knowing and thinking beyond your life, your own neighborhood, and even your own nation. – Johnnetta Cole

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Self-Discovery

Man never knows what he wants; he aspires to penetrate mysteries and as soon as he has, he wants to reestablish them. Ignorance irritates him and knowledge cloys. – Amiel, Journal, 1884

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Self-Discovery

Truth hurts — not the searching after; the running from! – John Eyberg

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Self-Discovery

I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of. – Michel de Montaigne

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Self-Discovery

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By the time I got home at night, my eyes were so chlorinated I saw rings around every light. – Esther Williams

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Home

He has the common feeling of his profession. He enjoys a statement twice as much if it appears in fine print, and anything that turns up in a footnote… takes on the character of divine revelation. – Margaret Halsey

I used food as a coping mechanism for many, many years, and it was my best friend for a long time. – Carnie Wilson

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Food

States are as the men, they grow out of human characters. – Plato

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Men