If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. – Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon
Using Twitter like a dandelion uses the wind… Spreading messages, not exactly knowing where they might go, some taking roots and blossoming, some making a adventurous journey through the air but not falling on fertile ground. So what? A process of beauty and joy. – Detlef Cordes, detlefcordes.org