If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. – Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon
He was thinking alone, and seriously racking his brain to find a direction for this single force four times multiplied, with which he did not doubt, as with the lever for which Archimedes sought, they should succeed in moving the world, when some one tapped gently at his door. – Alexandre Dumas