Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon
When launching a product called an Energy Drink and named Red Bull, a product that stimulates body and mind, it is a short step to the roots where Red Bull came from. We have been doing this for 20 years – now its called adventure sports, extreme sports, and outdoor sports. – Dietrich Mateschitz