Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesnt count. – Neil Simon