Quote by Neil Simon
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times y

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. – Neil Simon

Other quotes by Neil Simon

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. – Neil Simon

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Graduation
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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. – Neil Simon

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Happiness
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. – Neil Simon

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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Ive always been a guy who wants to play sports, not watch them. – Shaun White

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Sports

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

Category:
Sports

Weve finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything thats fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to. – Jerry Lawler

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Sports

You wouldnt have won if wed beaten you. – Yogi Berra

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Sports

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You can see a lot by just looking. – Yogi Berra, also often quoted as “You can observe a lot by just looking.” (origi

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