Quote by Jonathan Swift
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. – Jonathan Swift

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