Quote by Jonathan Swift
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

Other quotes by Jonathan Swift

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. – Jonathan Swift

Category:
Anniversary
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Poker
category
[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler

Category:
Poker
[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. – Walter Matthau

Category:
Poker

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. – V.P. Pappy

Category:
Poker

The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

Category:
Poker

Random Quotes

If you dont like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time. – Marian Wright Edelman

Category:
Change

I think a lot of people, even Christians, are willing to be satisfied with gaining lots and lots of biblical knowledge – and many people go to Bible studies and dont realize it isnt enough to know whats right, its applying the information and the knowledge that you have. – Charles Stanley

Category:
Knowledge

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. – Robert Casper Lintner

Ive always wanted to be the best in the world as a baseball player, so when I started to think about opening a business, it was with that mindset. – Curt Schilling

Category:
Business