Quote by Jonathan Swift
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room. – Jonathan Swift

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Old card players never die, they just shuffle away. – Author Unknown

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

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Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

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