Quote by Jonathan Swift
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room. – Jonathan Swift

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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery. – Jonathan Swift

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I have always a sacred veneration for anyone I observe to be a little out of repair in his person, as supposing him either a poet or a philosopher. – Jonathan Swift

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler

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Poker is… a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. – David A. Daniel

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Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. – Anthony Holden

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