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Quote by Jonathan Swift
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. – Jonathan Swift

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He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. – Jonathan Swift

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Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it. – Jonathan Swift

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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. – Jonathan Swift

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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. – V.P. Pappy

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. – David Shoup

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[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. – Walter Matthau

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Poker is… a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. – David A. Daniel

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