The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented th

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. – Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub

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[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. – David Mamet

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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