Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright Category: Poker
[Poker is] as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. – Raymond Chandler Category: Poker
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. – Julius “Big Julie” Weintraub Category: Poker
The goal of my Foundation is to give young people a chance to better themselves and establish a base for a successful future. – Junior Seau Category: Future
What does the future, that half of time, matter to the man who is infatuated with eternity? – Emile M. Cioran Category: Future
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. – E. B. White Category: Humor
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense… human rights invented America. – Jimmy Carter Category: Presidents Day
