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Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to

Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when theyre both on fire – theyre exactly alike. – Dave Attell

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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I dont know what happened to them. Thats the crowd that I like, the ones that dont get so offended just to be offended. – Dave Attell

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cool
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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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I had a very funny family. – Zach Braff

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