Quote by Dave Attell
Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to

Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I dont know what happened to them. Thats the crowd that I like, the ones that dont get so offended just to be offended. – Dave Attell

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when theyre both on fire – theyre exactly alike. – Dave Attell

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. – Anna Held

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