You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when theyre both on fire – theyre exactly alike. – Dave Attell
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of whats going on. – Dave Attell
Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell
I get recognized, but Im not really a famous famous. – Dave Attell
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I dont know what happened to them. Thats the crowd that I like, the ones that dont get so offended just to be offended. – Dave Attell
