Quote by Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got,

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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If youre a Christian you dont sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if theyre happy and theyre committed in a relationship. – Howard Stern

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Im sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I dont think theres any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. – Howard Stern

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Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. – Tippi Hedren

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Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox

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But communication is two-sided – vital and profound communication makes demands also on those who are to receive it… demands in the sense of concentration, of genuine effort to receive what is being communicated. – Roger Sessions

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