Quote by Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got,

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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If youre a Christian you dont sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if theyre happy and theyre committed in a relationship. – Howard Stern

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Im sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I dont think theres any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. – Howard Stern

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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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Im undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. – Hillary Clinton

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Its funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr

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I exercise every morning. I do light weights – 5lb and 10lb arm exercises – and then lie and lift my arms and legs. Its all about keeping core strength. I do a lot of stretching too. – Larry Hagman

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As a child, I didnt know what I didnt have. Im thankful for the challenges early on in my life because now I have a perspective on the world and kind of know whats important. – America Ferrera

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