Quote by Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got,

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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Im sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I dont think theres any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. – Howard Stern

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If youre a Christian you dont sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if theyre happy and theyre committed in a relationship. – Howard Stern

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Everyone comes up to me saying, Cooee, Julie! Hello! as if I know them. Of course I dont bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, Ooh, love, go easy. For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes. – Julie Walters

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