Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings