Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. – Josh Billings
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings