Quote by Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Dra

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians … just like some people are born dentists. – Paul Reiser

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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. – George Jean Nathan

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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. – Marty Feldman

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Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred. – Warren Mitchell

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