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Quote by Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Dra

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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