I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. – Carmen Electra Category: Humor
I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart Category: Humor
Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness anger concealed often hardens into revenge. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton Category: Anger
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – Attributed to George Carlin Category: Death
We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to. – Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727 Category: Money