Quote by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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The intelligence failures with respect to Iraq were massive and have damaged our credibility around the world. – Carl Levin

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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. – Arthur C. Clarke

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Job plunges into a series of demands on and accusations of God which may be and indeed are epigrams of high intelligence, but are not noticeably patient. – Charles Williams

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Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential. – Winston Churchill

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