Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx