Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
However fiercely opposed one may be to the present order, an old respect for the idea of order itself often prevents people from distinguishing between order and those who stand for order, and leads them in practice to respect individuals under the pretext of respecting order itself. – Antonin Artaud