Quote by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and t

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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If youth knew if age could. – Sigmund Freud

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