Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash