Quote by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and t

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community. – Brigham Young

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The process of maturing is an art to be learned, an effort to be sustained. By the age of fifty you have made yourself what you are, and if it is good, it is better than your youth. – Marya Mannes, More in Anger, 1958

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Youd think that in this age, especially in the 21st century – especially with all the technology and all the discoveries that weve made – that we would figure out how to tackle abuse. – Tori Amos

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Ive been going through photos of my mother, looking back on her life and trying to put it into context. Very few people age gracefully enough to be photographed through their aging. – Jamie Lee Curtis

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