Quote by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and t

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. – Ogden Nash

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I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age. – William Butler Yeats

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Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. – Douglas MacArthur

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Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese. – Luis Bunuel

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The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as youre learning youre not old. – Rosalyn S. Yalow

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I will love the light for it shows me the way. Yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. – Og Mandino

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To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away. – Author Unknown

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Real nobility is based on scorn, courage, and profound indifference. – Albert Camus

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But I liked Yeats! That wild Irishman. I really loved his love of language, his flow. His chaotic ideas seemed to me just the right thing for a poet. Passion! He was always on the right side. He may be wrongheaded, but his heart was always on the right side. He wrote beautiful poetry. – Chinua Achebe

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