Quote by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and t

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash

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