Quote by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and t

Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash

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New Year
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever youre wrong, admit it Whenever youre right, shut up. – Ogden Nash

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Love
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If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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Chocolate
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Other Quotes from
Age
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The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. – Mark Twain, letter to Edward Dimmit, 1901 July 19th

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Age

Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age. – Jonathan Swift

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Age

Our bodies are the burial grounds of dead time. – T.A.Sachs, in answer to William Habington “Time! where didst thou those years in

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Age

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success. – Dale Carnegie

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Age

Random Quotes

Even hundredfold grief is divisible by love. – Terri Guillemets

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Grief

Where words fail, music speaks. – Hans Christian Andersen

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Music

We are really on top of one another at the moment and I think it is amazing how we stay so close. Maybe thats the test. Why not totally put yourself together, rather than always wonder whether you actually like each other? – Linda McCartney

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amazing

Some things have to be believed to be seen. – Ralph Hodgson, The Skylark and Other Poems

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Belief