I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash