I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash