Quote by Kellan Lutz
By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my car

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

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The coolest part about seeing a girl wear something comfortable is the smile that you can just feel coming through from inside her. – Kellan Lutz

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