Quote by Jon Stewart
McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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thanksgiving
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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legal
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If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. – Jean de la Bruyere

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The die is set and Malcolm will not escape for the foolish talk he spoke against his benefactor, such a man, is worthy of death, and it would have been so, were it not for Muhammads confidence that God would give him the victory over the enemies. – Louis Farrakhan

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Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Death

Families survive, one way or another. You have a tie, a connection that exists long after death, through many lifetimes. – Jessica Lange

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You fill yourself with the sharp pain of love, rather than its fulfillment. – Rumi

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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. – Oscar Wilde

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One must spend time in gathering knowledge to give it out richly. – Edward C. Steadman

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