Quote by Jon Stewart
McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. – Jon Stewart

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Society
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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Death
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The day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying. – Jean Cocteau

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Death

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. – Evelyn Beatrice Hall

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Death

Instead of joyfully looking forward to my birth, my mother began systematically preparing for her own death. She was fatalistic. – Lorna Luft

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Death

I was fantasising about my own death, I started thinking what my funeral would be like and what music would be played, I was at that level of insanity. – Billy Corgan

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Death

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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. – Rusty Berkus

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Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves. – Henry Ward Beecher

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