McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. – Jon Stewart

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. – Jon Stewart
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that were in a battle between tyranny and freedom – its a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart