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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

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If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved. – Khalil Gibran

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Suicide is… the sincerest form of criticism life gets. – Wilfred Sheed, The Good Word, 1978

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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. – P. J. ORourke

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Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close. – William Wycherley

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They eat the dainty food of famous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fishermans octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted beach. – Luigi Barzini

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