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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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The seven marvels that best represent mans achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote… so look for Howard Sterns Private Parts to come in No. 1. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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Im not afraid of death. Its the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life. – Jean Giraudoux

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Death is the only pure, beautiful conclusion of a great passion. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Have an earnestness for death and you will have life. – Abu Bakr

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It is a sign of creeping inner death when we can no longer praise the living. – Eric Hoffer

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But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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The test of democracy is freedom of criticism. – David Ben-Gurion

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