Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2008 tweet, @wildthyme)
To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187