Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Although we hardly see each other off the set, Joy and I get along well when we do. As far as the marriage between Nathan and Haley, I think they are young and will see the reality of the situation eventually. – James Lafferty

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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour

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The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. Its right there in black and white and its been the same since the start of Wikipedia. – Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. Thats why we didnt sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. – Katy Perry

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