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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Instead, I think over the years we have cut the strength of marriage and relationships by the law and weakened the institution. We have tried to deal with relationships with no-fault divorce, with child custody, with so many other avenues and it has not helped. – Timothy Murphy

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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken

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Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one Im in. So Im no expert on it. – Hillary Clinton

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I know there are a lot of readers that think Ive got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but theres really nothing thats been like a mirror. Im just making this stuff up. – Robert Kirkman

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