Jerry Seinfeld's Quote - Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When youre suddenly pregnant and no one is standing by your side, even if youre in your 30s, its a hard conversation. Im a traditional girl, and I believe in marriage, and I just always thought thats the way Id be doing this. – Bridget Moynahan

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