If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. – Mason Cooley Category: Wisdom
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader Category: Sex
There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions. – Pen Densham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Category: Perfection
