One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings
There are two kinds of fools: those who cant change their opinions and those who wont. – Josh Billings