One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. – Josh Billings