One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings