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Quote by Sloane Crosley
You cant possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty

You cant possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until youve felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. – Sloane Crosley

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I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiots body. – Sloane Crosley

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I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. – Sloane Crosley

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I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if its a paragraph. – Sloane Crosley

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Even if you play perfectly, a fault of your opponents can destroy the entire beauty of the game. – Vladimir Kramnik

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Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. – Pamela Anderson

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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldnt use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears – she might lick your face off! – Joel McHale

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The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. – John Vance Cheney

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