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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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There are just so many stories that are buried on family trees. – Henry Louis Gates

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The promise of America has always been that if you worked hard, had the right values, took some risks, that there was an opportunity to build a better life for your family and for your next generation. – Mitt Romney

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One, if you attack my integrity, I will defend myself. If you attack my patriotism, I will defend myself. If you come after my family, I will counter-attack viciously, I will destroy you. – Scott Ritter

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Theres a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family. – Gordon Ramsay

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Five or six hundred heads cut off would have assured your repose, freedom and happiness. – Jean-Paul Marat

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We love to be with our family and friends and I can tell you that lots of eating will be involved. – Julia Barr

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The perfect life would be to have an amazing part every year and to spend all my free time to just write. – Melanie Laurent

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When I died last, and, Dear, I die as often as from thee I go though it be but an hour ago and lovers hours be full eternity. – John Donne

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