Logo
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Other Quotes from
Family
category

Like all my family and class, I considered it a sign of weakness to show affection to have been caught kissing my mother would have been a disgrace, and to have shown affection for my father would have been a disaster. – Agnes Smedley

Category:
Family

Go home, find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life. – R. Scott Gemmill & Gil Grant, NCIS: Los Angeles, “Brimstone” (S1, E10, 2009, Het

Category:
Family

All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. – Leo Tolstoy

Category:
Family

Ones nativity is not of his own choosing, but whatever it may be, it is entitled to respect and all nations have honorable place in the worlds family. – Paul Harris

Category:
Family

Random Quotes

AIDS is not just Gods punishment for homosexuals it is Gods punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals. – Jerry Falwell

Category:
Society

I cannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the most argumentative. – Giovani della Casa

Category:
Conflict

I burnt myself out of skating. I was ready to focus on being a mom. – Kristi Yamaguchi

Category:
mom

Im still learning, and thats what life is about. – Cary Elwes

Category:
Learning