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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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Rodney Dangerfield
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isnt intended. – Robert Frost

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The virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within ones own family. – Tiger Woods

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My family and friends treat me as they always have. – Daniel Craig

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Its a tremendous responsibility to be direct descendants of the prophet Muhammad. This family has had the burden of leadership on its shoulders for 1,400 years. Im not going to drop the ball on my shift. – King Abdullah II

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