Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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