I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield