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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Twins
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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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best
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Life goes by really fast, and it seems that there are times when youre burying a lot of friends and family. And then there are times that feel really precious and everybody is doing okay. This is one of those times. – Amy Grant

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Sometimes you cant prioritise family and you feel guilty. – Adam Sandler

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Playing guitar was one of my childhood hobbies, and I had played a little at school and at camp. My parents would drag me out to perform for my family, like all parents do, but it was a hobby – nothing more. – Bonnie Raitt

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We need a better way to talk about eating animals, a way that doesnt ignore or even just shruggingly accept things like habits, cravings, family and history but rather incorporates them into the conversation. The more they are allowed in, the more able we will be to follow our best instincts. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. – Al Capp

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Better a lean agreement than a fat lawsuit. – Proverb

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Holiness, not happiness, is the chief end of man. – Oswald Chambers

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The only time to buy these is on a day with no y in it. – Warren Buffett

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