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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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If you have autism in the family history, you still vaccinate. Delay it a bit, space them out. – Temple Grandin

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Im less worried about accomplishment – as younger people always cant help but be – and more concerned with spending my time well, spending time with my family, and reading, learning things. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Im healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. – Ted Nugent

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What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life — to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories. – George Eliot

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I can hear chocolate being unwrapped, somewhere. – Dr.SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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Our poetry in the eighteenth century was prose; our prose in the seventeenth, poetry. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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