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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I know my family and I would always go up to the mountains just for fun. We always skied. Then, all of a sudden, my brother started snow boarding. Older brother thing, I had to do what he was doing. So I started snow boarding. – Shaun White

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I think that in a year I may retire. I cannot take my money with me when I die and I wish to enjoy it, with my family, while I live. I should prefer living in Germany to any other country, though I am an American, and am loyal to my country. – Harry Houdini

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen

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If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence. – David McCallum

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