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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you cant soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family. – John Boehner

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My mom is the backbone not just of my family but of many families. – Shia LaBeouf

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