I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield