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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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In my particular instance, I came from a family that didnt have anything. Everything I earned in life I made. Myself. With songs that I wrote. – Billy Corgan

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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The purpose of the Seder to my mind is to inspire conversations with your family about the human drama and hopefully transmit values to the next generation. Ive always felt like this could be better. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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I have other obligations now – the show, my family, my life… though I know that without my sobriety I wouldnt have any of those things. – Rob Lowe

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Captivity is the greatest of all evils that can befall one. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Blondes make the best victims. Theyre like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. – Alfred Hitchcock

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We tried war, we tried aggression, we tried intervention. None of it works. Why dont we try peace, as a science of human relations, not as some vague notion – as everyday work. – Dennis Kucinich

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When you practice gratefulness, there is a sense of respect toward others. – Dalai Lama

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