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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit… Santa, who was jolly – but, lets face it, he was also very judgmental. – Julia Sweeney

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