I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield