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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Twins
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Time
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Truth
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Other Quotes from
Family
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I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now. – Patty Duke

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Family

I want to make sure my familys straight. – Lil Wayne

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Family

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen

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Family

It was only for two years, and I jumped from family to family. Its very scary. – Mary J. Blige

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Family

Random Quotes

My own early crusade for same-sex marriage, for example, is now mainstream gay politics. It wasnt when I started. – Andrew Sullivan

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Marriage

Science is all metaphor. – Timothy Leary

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Science

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. – George S. Patton

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God

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters. – Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis

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Morning