I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield