For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness. – Lynda Barry
My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry