The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E. Lewi

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

Category:
funny

Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

Category:
funny

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

Category:
funny

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guys restroom and she wasnt embarrassed at all. – Zac Efron

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I think Ive always been somebody, since the deaths of my father and brother, who was afraid to hope. So, I was more prepared for failure and for rejection than for success. – Amy Tan

Category:
Failure

The secret to humor is surprise. – Aristotle

Category:
Humor

But I think its a little different in Europe, because 40 is really the best age for a woman. Thats when we hit our peak and become this ripe fruit. – Juliette Binoche

Category:
Age

Tennis has had a very positive impact on my life. – Gabriela Sabatini

Category:
positive