When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain