When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain